Here’s one for the holidays:
A Guyana Police Officer (“Phantom-Black Clothes) stops at a large farm at
Amelia’s’ Ward, Mackenzie, Linden and talks with the farm’s owner.
He tells the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your farm for illegal grown drugs. This area full of
The old farmer says, ‘Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.’
The Police officer verbally explodes saying, ‘Mister, I have the authority of the Guyana Government, with me.’Reaching into his rear pants pocket and removing his badge, the officer proudly displays it to the farmer. ‘See this badge? I got it from President Jagdeo and Minister Rohee!! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land in this country! No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?’
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Police Officer running for his life and close behind is the farmer’s pit bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.
The officer is clearly terrified.The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells.. ‘Your BADGE! Show him your BADGE! TELL HIM JAGDEO AND ROHEE SENT YOU!’
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