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Humour October 15, 2016

Filed under: Guyanese-humour,Uncategorized — Leguanite @ 4:29 am
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Guyanese can’t find a job in Barbados so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ” GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100″
A Bajan lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…
Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste”
GT: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”
GT: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20”
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
GT: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
GT: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20”
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”
GT “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100”
Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100”
GT: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”

You can’t beat a Guyanese….!

Source – Facebook

 

Million dollar 12 year old Guyanese

Filed under: guyana,Uncategorized — Leguanite @ 3:26 am
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A 12 year old Guyanese from Linden in Upper Demerara-Berbice has created a very simple mathematical theory that associate a person’s phone number with his/her age.

Louis Reyes who is in his sixth grade is a mathematics genius has been nicknamed after the Ancient Greek Mathematician Archimedes of Syracus.

It is an incredible and unbelievable formula which could take less than one minute to solve. American Multinational and Technology giant has offered the boy a lifetime scholarship and a signing fee of 30 million dollars to work with the company after graduation.

Steps of the formula has been listed below. Try it out.

1. Take the last digit of your phone number.
2. Multiply it by 2
3. Add 5 to it
4. Multiply the answer by 50
5. Add 1766
6. Subtract your year of birth

The answer you get must be 3 digits with the last two digits as your age.

 (Source: USAToday TV.com)
 

Small scale farming picking up in Guyana October 13, 2016

 

Kingston Blues sung by Guyanese singer October 3, 2016

Filed under: Maiko-Archer-Watson,Uncategorized — Leguanite @ 4:19 am
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